Paul and Storm's first full-length CD is filled-to-bursting with 32 tracks of their patented trenchant satire, subtle social commentary, and potty humor. From the title-track's lament for opening acts everywhere, to the final song's sweetest-ever reading of the Miranda rights, the duo covers a wide range of topics and styles: rock & roll, country & western, folk, rockabilly, TV commercials, "Schoolhouse Rock" and Randy Newman movie themes all receive equal (dis)respect here. Bonus tracks, songs recorded live on the Bob and Tom morning radio show, and audio commentaries are also included in this, their best full-length CD to date.

1. Opening Band 2. Six Guys, Ten Teeth 3. Randy Newman‚s „Theme from Seabiscuit‰ 4. The Ballad of Eddie Praeger 5. Epithets 6. You Just Don‚t Get It, Do You? 7. Randy Newman‚s „Theme from The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King‰* 8. Randy Newman‚s „Theme from The Passion of the Christ‰* 9. Buffett Night (Tonight, I‚m a Parrothead) 10. Find the Words 11. Shake Machine 12. Shake Machine, Part II Rejected Commercial Jingles: 13. Fresh Step® Kitty Litter* 14. Ex-Lax®* 15. Kleenex®* 16. Necco® Wafers 17. Twister® 18. Denny‚s® 19. Domino‚s Pizza® 20. Cheetos® 21. Pillsbury® Cookie Dough 22. Randy Newman‚s „Theme from Citizen Kane‰ 23. The Miranda Lullabye

Bonus Tracks?: 24. The International Language* 25. Randy Newman‚s „Theme from Scarface‰ 26. Randy Newman‚s „Theme from The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King‰ [studio version] 27. Randy Newman‚s „Theme from The Passion of the Christ‰ [studio version] 28. Opening Band [commentary] 29. Randy Newman‚s „Theme from Seabiscuit‰ [commentary] 30. Epithets [commentary] 31. Shake Machine (Parts I and II) [commentary] 32. Shake Machine (Parts I and II) [commentary] [commentary]

*Recorded live on the Bob and Tom Show ?By „bonus tracks,‰ we mean that, should we ever release this recording on cassette or vinyl or something, we won't include them there.